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100+ SpongeBob Funny Quotes

Am sure you will agree with me that happiness and laughter is one of the things we need to keep us healthy and young. This is often why we some things to put us in this kind of mood. However, this kind of atmosphere, someone or something to ignite this kind of mood may be so hard to come by.

Hence, in this kind of situation, the SpongeBob funny quotes are just the right option for you to bump at.

These quotes have all you can think of to create self-developed joy within your inner self. Although as some may want to agree that this Television series is actually for children, But we are well sure of it that even an adult can gain the whole world through this Nickelodeon TV show.

Before I actually proceed to give out these quotes to you. It is worth mentioning that SpongeBob has been in existence for over 20 years now and ever since it’s inception. It has been a great tool for keeping children busy while you don’t want them to disturb you.

However, due to the much use of this nickelodeon series, it has not only been being watched only by children or kids, but It is also being watched by adults too.

Funny quotes Listed below on this page will be just right for you, a kid, adult, comedian, skit maker, DJ, standup comedian, MC, presenter and every category of people you even mention.

Below is the list of the funniest Spongebob quote you can ever come across.

Coin Slot

In the episode “My Pretty Seahorse” SpongeBob finds a seahorse and immediately, and stupidly, wants the wild animal as a pet. He does manage to tame the creature, but when he takes it to work, things go a bit awry. After trying it outside the Krusty Krab, two fish believe it to be a kid ride. One pulls out a coin, searches for a little while before proclaiming “I can’t find the coin slot… Here it is” before then being kicked out of the scene by the violated and offended seahorse.

Don’t Drop The Doubloons

Surprisingly enough, the “sentence enhancer” episode didn’t even come close to providing fans with provocative adult humour when compared to Gary’s bath scene. When trying to clean up a dirty Gary, SpongeBob takes soap out of the bathtub. He then proceeds to show them to Gary, explaining to “not drop the doubloons” while winking. It was an obvious reference to the more well-known phrase to not drop the soap, especially when in a prison shower. Pretty sure Gary understood what he was talking about even without the obvious wink at the end.

Sentence Enhancers

After SpongeBob reads unfamiliar words on the side of a dumpster at the Krusty Krab, Patrick tells him they are “sentence enhancers” causing SpongeBob and the rest of the cast to curse like sailors for the rest of the episode. When Squidward tells Mr Krabs there are only 7 bad words that are not appropriate in a business setting, Mr Krabs tells him “Not if you’re a sailor.” After Mr Krabs stumps his toe on a rock, he then proceeds to go on a bleeped-out tirade that lets fans know there are more than 7.

Suicidal Medieval Host

In the episode “Dunces And Dragons” SpongeBob and Patrick attend Medieval Moments Stadium to watch a jousting tournament. They are greeted by the less than enthusiastic host dressed in medieval garb and holding a sword.

He welcomes them to the tournament and assists them in finding their seats. Once they are out of sight, he holds the sword to his throat, saying “someday…but not today” before finally putting the sword down. Working a humiliating job at a medieval restaurant, while being forced to carry around a toy sword must not have been where he saw himself working ten years ago.


In the SpongeBob SquarePants episode “Rock A Bye Bivalve” SpongeBob and Patrick are tasked with taking care of a baby scallop that they found in a coral reef. The episode is filled with adult situations and references throughout, but the funniest involves a thought bubble by a passing fish couple who see SpongeBob and Patrick pushing a baby carriage with the baby scallop in it. It shows a sponge plus a star equals a scallop. Fans can ponder what that infers, but the act it is hinting at is obvious.

The Period Comment

When it comes to juvenile comedy, a few kinds of jokes are usually expected. These include butt jokes, fart jokes, and fat jokes. Period jokes, however, are usually either nonexistent or extremely rare. Yet, that didn’t stop Squidward from going there. When Plankton appears in a giant red blimp, hovering over the Krusty Krab, Mr Krabs asks if he is seeing things. Squidward replies that it appears to be that time of the month again. Is it the bottom of the barrel kind of joke? Of course, but you got to give the writers props for bravery.

Lick What!!!

In the 2001 episode entitled “I’m Your Biggest Fanatic” SpongeBob catches jellyfish using the power of music along with gobs of jelly that he smears on his face. The jellyfish licking the jelly off of SpongeBob’s face seems innocent enough but, then, he comments “who wants to lick my cheeks” an image of SpongeBob’s bare bottom at the beginning of the episode appears in viewers’ minds. Making this all too cheeky joke sound dirtier than the writers might have intended. Either way, it is a priceless moment that SpongeBob fans still giggle about.

Sport’s Channel?

SpongeBob fans will never watch an underwater nature documentary the same way again after watching this episode of SpongeBob. As SpongeBob was flipping through channels, he comes across a sea Anemone dancing to provocative sounding music.

SpongeBob gets on the edge of his seat with his eyes bulging, clearly glued to the television. At least until the moment, Gary enters the room and he claims he was just looking for the sport’s channel. It doesn’t take a grownup to realize that what he was watching wouldn’t be found on ESPN.

The French Tickler

In his quest to be a better karate master than his karate instructor and partner, Sandy, SpongeBob accepts a request to go to Karate Island, which is just a condo scheme, centred around karate. However, when SpongeBob must face off against a villain to get to the next level, he comes across a Frenchman, who has an iron tickler device that looks like hands. Upon meeting SpongeBob The Tickler states: “You cannot pass unless you defeat me, The Tickler, and my iron-finger style.” That joke just sounds dirty no matter how old you are.

Be Assertive Not Insertive

When one thinks of sex jokes, SpongeBob probably doesn’t come to mind, but, surprisingly enough, fans could make a long list of sexualized jokes SpongeBob has made over the years. In the SpongeBob SquarePants episode “Walking Small” Plankton teaches SpongeBob how not to be bullied by others. While sitting on a bench, a larger fish sits on SpongeBob, causing Plankton to tell him to be assertive. SpongeBob proceeds to stick his hand in and out of the guy’s pocket. A visibly frustrated Plankton tells him to be assertive, not insertive.


There’s an old sayin’ lad!,

What doesn’t kill ya?

Usually, succeed the second time


What i learnt in boating school is…

Blankity Blankity Blank.


There are of course tons and tons of other Spongebob funny quotes out there, but this is the much we can take on it as far as this page Is concern. However, you can also take a look at some of the amazing Inspirational SpongeBob quotes that will lift up your spirit and make you feel that you are much more important when you are down. We also have some list of amazing romantic Spongebob love quotes for your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, Father, mother, Ex, Kids and so many among others. We hope this helps. Thanks for reading up.


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